I've had this idea lately where I'd do a game show. I don't know what the game is, but I know I want to scale back on the prizes.
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"You've won. . . a pretty good car!
"This is a 2008 Honda Civic with only forty-five thousand miles! It comes complete with power everything. . . except the rear passenger's side window."
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"You're going to the Hampton. . . Inn & Suites in Cleaveland, Ohio!
"That's right, you're spending a week at the Hampton Inn & Suites in beautiful Cleaveland Ohio. You'll relax by the pool and enjoy a wonderful continental breakfast every morning until eleven. See the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame, from the outside!"
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You've won a genuine factory reconditioned GE refrigerator. There's a little scratch by the handle, but I'm sure you can hide it with a little spray paint.
5 months ago
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